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More Baseball Fun

1.  “Bench me or trade me!” (Chico Ruiz, after getting extended playing time due to other players’ injuries.)    2. “I just want to say…”We’ve got the rings, we’ve got the money, we’ve got everything!”  (Chris Sabo in his victory speech on Fountain Square after the Reds won the 1990 World Series.)    3. “Marty, do you have your shirt on?” (Adam Dunn spoofing Mary Brennaman on the Banana Phone.)   4. “I’d walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball.” (Pete Rose.)   5. “Slumps are like a soft bed. They’re easy to get into and hard to get out of.” (Johnny Bench.)   6. “I only had a high school education and believe me, I had to cheat to get that.” (Sparky Anderson.)   7. “You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.” (Yogi Berra.)   8. “Not only was I not the best catcher in the Major Leagues, I wasn’t even the best catcher on my street!” (Joe Garagiola, when asked how he compared to Yogi Berra.)   9. “I know, but I had a better year than Hoover.” (Babe Ruth, when asked why he deserved a higher salary than the President–$80,000 a year compared to the President’s $75,000.)    10. “Fans, for the past two weeks you have been reading about the bad break I got. Yet today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.” (Lou Gehrig’s goodbye speech at Yankee Stadium.) ]]>


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