I like chickens and everybody here knows that chickens eat corn. I remind them every day. I also believe that any song ever written is improved by substituting key lines with the phrase chickens eat corn. Try it yourself under your breath and you’ll see. In 2013, I was blessed with a Chicken Calendar—two amazing chickens each month—in full color! It was fabulous but alas, 2013 is over and my calendar has been retired. If anybody knows where I can pick up a new one, let me know. Ducks are an acceptable substitute. ]]>
